Download #Everest!

A lot of people were asking me, you know, “why? Why do you wanna do it?” And that’s-that’s a really common mindset to have. It’s easy to ask “why?” But you know, I’ve always been the kind of person who looks beyond that and says “why not?”


System Requirements:

Microsoft XNA Runtime 4.0
Microsoft .NET Framework 4.0

About the game

Your objective is to get the highest score possible by taking pictures at landmarks. Each landmark is worth more points than the ones than came before them, but the real way to rack up a high scores is by taking photos with lots of zany bullshit. Only your highest scoring photo per landmark is used to calculate your final score.

Get Outfitted

You can’t take any more than what you and your three teammates can carry between the four of you. With inventory space limited, bringing one item means leaving another. #Everest is a game of opportunity costs. you must balance your selection of the props that will get your selfies to earn the most likes with the equipment needed to survive the trek to the next great photo op.

Be unique…ish! Change up the colors of your gear and play as either a dude or a lady.


Voice of Michael A. Zekas


Voice of Manuela Malasaña

Make your mark

Time waits for no mountaineer in the unforgiving altitudes of the mountain locals refer to as “The Holy Mother.” Take too long trying to get the perfect selfie and you won’t be able to make camp before temperatures plunge at nightfall, but make sure you don’t lose your cool because if you forget to pack anything back up, it will be lost on the mountain forever.

There’s no garbage collection service on Mt. Everest. Carry your trash with you or dump it on the mountain. It’s your choice.

Post Your Selfies

The player character will be posting to their fictional in-game social media accounts throughout the game, but you can choose to post the pictures you take in-game to the player character’s real twitter account, @HashtagEverest or connect your own twitter account and post to it through the game! How’s that for meta?

Ziggy Starfucker’s Guide to Chilling on Mt. Everest

  • Make sure each character has enough food, half rations reduce your health/stamina regen and running out completely will slowly deplete your health
  • Most status ailments will go away after enough rest. Having a medical kit in someone’s inventory will help, resting at landmarks and especially the camps will help too
  • Having a sleeping bag for each character and a tent for the whole party increases health and stamina regen while resting
  • Having lots of crazy and heavy junk in your photo will get more likes and comments. Make sure you retrieve your junk before leaving the photo screen
  • Water bottles aren’t necessary but prevent any chance of dysentery. Having a water treatment kit in someone’s inventory reduces the chance of dysentery but doesn’t prevent it
  • Wearing goggles greatly reduces the chance of snowblindness and retinal hemorrhaging, but wearing shutter shades for your photos gives more likes
  • Climbing around bottlenecks will probably get someone killed, but having climbing harnesses and ascenders equipped reduces the chance. Having fixed lines in someone’s inventory and an icepick equipped on at least character helps further
  • Traveling at night reduces movement speed and increases chance of hypothermia. Try resting at landmarks until daybreak
  • You can get a rough estimate of your travel speed by looking at the walking animation speed of your party
  • Blizzards inflict damage and increase the chance of hypothermia and snowblindness unless you rest at a landmark with a tent or at a camp
  • Prevent/heal hypoxia with a breathing mask and oxygen bottles. By default oxygen use is disabled so you don’t burn through your bottles at lower altitudes

Community Choice Vote Cutoff and Live Judging Update

Thanks for the support in the Community Choice vote, everyone! All of us here at Team Dogpit worked hard to bring you an unforgettable insult-fighting experience and we’re honored to see the support Slam Fighter II has received so far. However, the fight isn’t over yet and we still need your help to win the Community Choice vote! Fortunately the voting period has been extended to Tuesday, August 18th!

In other exciting news, the final round of judging will be streamed live on twitch tonight at 7PM CST! Turn out to support us and have a look at the other really fun games competing with us here: Don’t miss it!

Slam Fighter II at LI-CON 2: Aug. 15th-16th!

Slam Fighter II at LI-CON 2

Do you enjoy your friends? Do you enjoy your friends at conventions?

Do you enjoy smacktalking your friends at conventions with fiery slams to blast their fragile egos to a pile of ash?

OF COURSE YOU DO. And, that’s why you should come play a round of Slam Fighter II this weekend at LI-CON 2 in Ronkonkoma, NY! Voice actors Melanie Ehrlich and Michael A. Zekas will be bringing the beatdown at the con this Saturday and Sunday, the 15th and 16th in between some hot panels on adventures in voiceover.

Go read up on the fun and grab a badge. We’ll see you there.

P.S. Voting is still going on for the SAGameDev Challenge X Community Choice Award!  If you have a Something Awful forum account and you enjoy Slam Fighter II (You know you do.), please show your support by voting for us!  The vote is open until Saturday the 15th at 10PM EDT/9PM CDT!